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 標題  [新聞] 男跳愛河救女友　撞上浮木...口吐白沫暈
 時間  Fri Dec 25 16:27:26 2015
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男跳愛河救女友　撞上浮木...口吐白沫暈倒反被救

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高雄愛河今天凌晨3時許發生一起跳河意外，一名女子因為情緒不佳就往愛河跳，男友見
狀趕緊跟著跳下去，沒想到卻撞到河面上的浮木昏了過去，女子隨即反過頭來救人。所幸
路過民眾幫忙報警並通知消防人員前來，最後順利將撞昏的男子救上岸，送醫治療後已沒
有大礙。

警方調查，高雄一名女子25日凌晨3時因一時情緒不佳，從愛河附近的酒吧衝出來後就直
接往河裡跳；男友見狀也跟著跳下去想救人，沒想到反而撞上河裡的浮木當場昏了過去，
路過民眾發現異狀趕緊幫忙報警，並拋下救生圈給女子。

警方及消防人員抵達現場時，女子已經先用救生圈套住男友，看到男友昏倒後口吐白沫，
頻頻要求消防人員先救他，「他死掉我會很難過！快點救他！他一直吐泡泡！」看到救難
人員跳下水想辦法要將人救上岸，還緊張地一直問，「他會不會死掉？」

女子見男友順利獲救後才自行爬樓梯上岸，雖然全身濕透但還是馬上湊上前關心男友，終
於結束這場深夜驚魂。幸好，撞暈的男子送醫治療後目前已無大礙。

ETtoday
http://www.ettoday.net/news/20151225/619204.htm

心得：
今日最糗大該就屬於這篇了吧...

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→ easyfish: 原來還有這招                                          12/25 16:27
→ ascii: ..............                                           12/25 16:28
→ crassus7217: 哇泡泡~是螃蟹嗎??                                  12/25 16:28
→ Chantaljones: XDDDD                                             12/25 16:28
→ IronWolf: XDDDD                                                 12/25 16:28
→ whccpl: "他一直吐泡泡"                                          12/25 16:28
→ wolf123: 吐泡泡XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          12/25 16:28
→ toya123: 87                                                     12/25 16:28
推 testutw: 大俠愛吃黑貓貓 吃過之後洗泡泡                          12/25 16:28
噓 jacktypetlan: ....                                              12/25 16:28
→ cpc21478: 情緒來就跳河?????? 這女人                             12/25 16:28
→ urdie: 中陷阱                                                   12/25 16:28
推 misosiru: 雙雙墜入愛河                                          12/25 16:28
推 faye8626: 怎麼辦，我笑了                                        12/25 16:28
→ bt022: 竟然敢跳愛河…現在我不知道啦，以前很臭！                 12/25 16:28
→ benson81515: 市長還在稅                                         12/25 16:28
推 emptie: 我開始懷疑這個男的或是女的是不是故意的……這意外不單純  12/25 16:28
推 honey0417: XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        12/25 16:28
推 Benbenyale: 保重 也算英雄啦                                     12/25 16:28
推 wolver: .....漫話跟搞笑才會出現的劇情                           12/25 16:28
→ kgb1019: 乾 這麼感人 為什麼我笑了                               12/25 16:28
→ all0pha765: 吐泡泡XDDDD                                         12/25 16:28
推 Ives20130: 有點糗...                                            12/25 16:29
→ max52001: 兩個一起走好了 永浴愛河 不好嗎                        12/25 16:29
→ wolver: 自從國民黨離開高雄後  愛河現在很乾淨了                  12/25 16:29
→ tw88: 酸菊高潮                                                  12/25 16:29
推 cmbyts: 泡泡龍!                                                 12/25 16:29
推 scottlsw: 這兩個人到底在幹麻XD                                  12/25 16:29
推 APPLEin5566: 北七女人 好險妳男朋友是要救妳                      12/25 16:29
推 w3dB: 只能說這兩人在一起　很配                                  12/25 16:29
推 jason79718: 看到那段我腦海中也浮現螃蟹的畫面                    12/25 16:29
推 madden: ........................................                12/25 16:29
推 rock0747: 工具人技能沒點滿，差點下輩子續當工具人                12/25 16:29
→ makimakimaki: 這篇會爆                                          12/25 16:29
推 chungyiju: XDDD                                                 12/25 16:29
推 loverxa: 蠢歸蠢 至少患難見真情                                  12/25 16:29
推 mamaka: 泡泡龍喔                                                12/25 16:30
推 coon182: 這是...漫畫情節吧                                      12/25 16:30
推 KCKCLIN: (σ≧▽≦)σ 哈哈哈~你看看你~                          12/25 16:30
→ gsuper: 沒事就好                                                12/25 16:30
→ kop5236: 墜入愛河（物理）                                       12/25 16:30
→ kullan: "我和你媽掉到水裡你會先救誰"的最佳解答                  12/25 16:30
→ k268185: 原來可以這樣醒酒                                       12/25 16:30
→ JizzBurger: 墜入愛河XDDDD                                       12/25 16:31
推 Sungsaikit: 考驗成功 是真愛  你們去結婚吧                       12/25 16:31
推 STi2011: 我咧                                                   12/25 16:31
推 kaworu0612: 呃……恭喜墜入愛河？                                12/25 16:31
→ ash9911911: 好險不是跳白賊時代的愛河                            12/25 16:31
推 zzro: 三寶...                                                   12/25 16:31
推 etiennechiu: 可喜可賀 快結婚去吧 XDD                            12/25 16:32
推 kevin80112: 傑尼龜 使出泡沫攻擊                                 12/25 16:32
噓 conshelity:                                                     12/25 16:32
推 RonaldFisher: 馬賽克成這樣是要怎麼看                            12/25 16:33
推 Utuxk: 利用愛河見證愛情，是想藉此永浴愛河是吧?                  12/25 16:33
推 fallen01: XDDDD                                                 12/25 16:33
推 jack2324: “我跟你媽掉進水裡”的最佳解終出現惹……答案是被救    12/25 16:33
推 pp1877: 雖然有點蠢，但確實有用欸XD                              12/25 16:33
→ edouard09: XDDD                                                 12/25 16:33
→ galleon2000: 怎麼覺得有點溫馨啊XDD                              12/25 16:33
推 IronWolf: 幾十年前的愛河應該不會想跳吧 XD                       12/25 16:33
推 count52: ........                                               12/25 16:34
推 all0pha765: 墜入愛河XDDDD                                       12/25 16:34
推 strive76: 這是...XDDD                                           12/25 16:34
推 minipc: 野比大雄?                                               12/25 16:35
→ n61208: 醒來後放生吧                                            12/25 16:35
推 Sugiros: 一場鬧劇                                               12/25 16:35
推 kanzerbee: XDDD                                                 12/25 16:35
推 a0913: 真男人！至少敢跳                                         12/25 16:36
推 snakano: 乾淨的愛河才敢義無反顧的跳 其實這兩人蠻綠的 最佳宣傳?  12/25 16:36
推 mike78412: RRR他會不會死掉RRR                                   12/25 16:36
推 jack0117: 這對真是絕配                                          12/25 16:36
推 e7660239: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               12/25 16:36
推 einsamkeit: 啊啊啊啊啊啊會不會死掉                              12/25 16:36
推 Leeng: 噗嚕噗嚕噗嚕噗嚕噗嚕噗嚕                                 12/25 16:37
推 saint01: XDDDD                                                  12/25 16:37
推 tontonplus: 吐泡泡耶，超級口愛的啦，晚上小弟弟也會吐泡泡喔      12/25 16:37
→ meredith001: 這對根本真愛                                       12/25 16:37
推 luffy820114: 金剛好可愛                                         12/25 16:38
推 aMBer1260: XDD                                                  12/25 16:38
推 Cassander: 祝他們永浴愛河ＸＤ                                   12/25 16:39
→ wt5566: afterlife 見                                            12/25 16:39
→ david75610: 墜入愛河                                            12/25 16:39
推 Chieen: 永浴愛河的最佳典範 花媽應該頒匾額褒揚他們               12/25 16:39
推 jousoon: 有戀愛喜劇的感覺                                       12/25 16:39
推 leoz69927:  http://i.imgur.com/oaSqp40.jpg  是你？              12/25 16:40
→ tarzanboy: 他一直吐泡泡... 泡泡龍是你                           12/25 16:40
→ ajemtw: 永浴愛河有點可怕                                        12/25 16:40
推 yanis: 一直吐泡泡 XDDDDD                                        12/25 16:41
推 doom3: 兩個天生一對寶耶                                         12/25 16:41
推 Cassander: https://youtu.be/SJDZ96KZ8W4  報導影片               12/25 16:41
推 solidmiss: 男生苦肉計成功                                       12/25 16:41
推 firetarget: 本日最好笑                                          12/25 16:42
推 Chieen: 真的是天生一對寶XD                                      12/25 16:42
推 hiphopkai: 一直兔泡泡XDDD                                       12/25 16:42
推 ctjh900805: 笑死XDDDD                                           12/25 16:43
推 jerry123456: 捕獲螃蟹一只                                       12/25 16:44
→ Chieen: 真的像戀愛喜劇                                          12/25 16:44
推 myoil: 吐泡泡XDDDDDDDD                                          12/25 16:44
推 f9968106: 螃蟹嗎XD                                              12/25 16:44
推 insominia: 這是什麼愛情喜劇吧                                   12/25 16:44
推 woodycarlos: 你自己拉好救生圈 男朋友給我                        12/25 16:45
推 coretronic: 吐泡泡是在撒小xd                                    12/25 16:47
推 HIRUMA: 啊啊啊啊啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~會不會死掉  12/25 16:47
推 godbar: 看到吐泡泡一直笑 馬的招潮蟹喔                           12/25 16:49
→ STRO: 幹，我笑了                                                12/25 16:50
→ chiangwei: 抱歉笑了,這男的被三寶害死...                         12/25 16:51
推 DS196457: 墜入愛河（物理                                        12/25 16:51
推 Shxt: 男的計畫通                                                12/25 16:51
推 joe750: 好準XD                                                  12/25 16:53
推 uououes: 推 misosiru:雙雙墜入愛河                               12/25 16:53
→ uououes: 河                                                     12/25 16:53
推 MasterHsieh: 甘甜好喝愛河水 我只取一瓢飲                        12/25 16:54
→ d12345631: 笑點一輩子                                           12/25 16:54
推 cream4260: 這搞笑嗎....                                         12/25 16:55
推 fransice7: ......                                               12/25 16:55
推 Cum5566: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        12/25 16:55
推 Luluemiko: 原來墜入愛河都是真的!                                12/25 16:57
推 elaine2376: 真的是墜入愛河了....XD                              12/25 16:57
推 nomorepipe: 永浴愛河XDDDDD                                      12/25 16:57
推 iamian: XD                                                      12/25 16:58
推 wbt77hsy: 墜入愛河XD                                            12/25 16:58
推 blueway1014: 千萬不要分手 天作之合 墜入愛河                     12/25 16:58
推 g8429310: 讚 真男人                                             12/25 16:58
推 lovejamwu: .....這樣就跳河的女友..早點分吧...                   12/25 16:59
推 superfourjc: 笑了  XDD                                          12/25 17:01
推 silver2012: 一對智障XD                                          12/25 17:05
推 moke: 大雄和靜香?                                               12/25 17:05
推 orange7986: XDDDDDD                                             12/25 17:07
推 alansher: 墜入愛河                                              12/25 17:09
→ madeinbee: You jump i jump~                                     12/25 17:11
推 kascer: 溫腥                                                    12/25 17:11
推 heureuxseed: 他死掉我會很難過 看到這段就笑了 電子雞喔XDDD       12/25 17:13
推 BLACKLIONS: 幹 你是螃蟹喔                                       12/25 17:14
推 ILNARA: 被浮木敲暈 有沒有這麼衰XD                               12/25 17:14
推 dumbo426: 笑了                                                  12/25 17:14
→ r1t1r: 要是以前的愛河他敢跳嗎......                             12/25 17:15
推 taisam23: 這男的至少不是遜咖 只是比較倒楣...                    12/25 17:15
推 hsien1105: 喔?! 救人的女英雄身材高挑耶~ 是正妹嗎!? 別亂跳啦~    12/25 17:16
推 VieriKing: 這招不錯~                                            12/25 17:20
推 donnolove: 吐泡泡  對不起我笑了                                 12/25 17:24
推 fantasy2600: 三寶害人                                           12/25 17:25
推 kamichu: 永浴愛河                                               12/25 17:31
推 rabbit83035: 變螃蟹了                                           12/25 17:33
推 Sousake: 愛河之前還可以釣到虱目魚  真的有強                     12/25 17:33
→ sashan: 白沫狂戰士的概念                                        12/25 17:33
推 cdcardabc: 真的雙雙墜入愛河了                                   12/25 17:34
→ lulocke: 跟田中學螃蟹舞吧 ...                                   12/25 17:35
推 sandpail: 怎麼這麼有喜感啦                                      12/25 17:37
推 higan: 這一對到底在幹嘛啦XD                                     12/25 17:37
噓 MOSMOSQQ55: 看到吐泡泡有什麼好笑的，親眼去看一次 永遠笑不出來   12/25 17:38
推 paladada: 人平安就好                                            12/25 17:40
推 antiaris: 雙雙墜入愛河                                          12/25 17:46
推 gunfighter: XDDDDD                                              12/25 17:47
推 hur6117: .....同情推                                            12/25 17:48
推 chichung: 男的聰明 跳下去救 女的掙扎兩個一起死 只好裝暈         12/25 17:50
推 kiki62431: 哪裡來的                                             12/25 17:52
→ kiki62431: 動漫劇情                                             12/25 17:52
推 ccucwc: 雙雙墜入愛河                                            12/25 17:54
推 supertalker: 老媽沒有在旁邊待命一起跳嗎???                      12/25 17:55
→ togs: 抱歉真的笑了....真正在吐應該不太妙                        12/25 18:02
推 Bokolo: 就不客氣地笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD                             12/25 18:08
推 Kevin980800: 推    雙雙墜入愛河   XD                            12/25 18:15
推 lc301: 搞笑喔                                                   12/25 18:17
推 yuabcd: 抱歉！但這個新聞真的太好笑                              12/25 18:17
噓 sendicmimic: 沒淹死算好運了                                     12/25 18:22
推 aronpp: 女友和媽媽一起掉到水裡終於有解答了!                     12/25 18:24
推 joe841102: 浮木…                                               12/25 18:27
推 sleepyrat: 男生應該是巨蟹座的，一直吐泡泡~~~                    12/25 18:46
→ ldid: 愛河有浮木 ？                                             12/25 18:48
推 jack25328: 甜蜜推                                               12/25 18:50
→ orangel: 兩人墜入愛河                                           12/25 18:54
推 groundmon: 都是dpp整治愛河 才會有人想跳河自殺的 阿扁不用負責嗎  12/25 18:58
推 sameber520: 我看的漫畫夠多了 還沒看過這麼智障的劇情過           12/25 19:06
推 jackboy772: 苦肉計!                                             12/25 19:08
推 x222333123: 先死給你看                                          12/25 19:16
推 foxey: 巨蟹座笑了                                               12/25 19:19
推 plusonezero: XDDDDDDDD                                          12/25 19:22
推 newnewptt: 有結婚的話在回顧影片上放這篇新聞                     12/25 19:33
推 jinjia501: 螃蟹 4ni                                             12/25 19:39
→ ueiuei: 所以愛河含有機磷?                                       12/25 19:54
噓 discoveryray: 演哪齣?                                           12/25 20:09
→ sunluna: 拍偶像劇喔...                                          12/25 20:12
推 PAULVC: XDDD                                                    12/25 20:13
→ sunluna: 結果跳河女反過來救男的 真是神勇耶!!                    12/25 20:14
推 Avril1975: 87女人，自己愛跳河                                   12/25 20:16
推 elic2577: 恭喜，還能吐泡泡，要是上來不能吐泡泡才該哭            12/25 20:25
推 saiulbb: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          12/25 20:26
推 minbyminby: 真的是雙雙墜入愛河                                  12/25 20:29
推 zeratulleo: 這招不錯喔~還好不是墜入白賊義時代的愛河             12/25 20:29
噓 eric999999: 幹 為什麼我會覺得這則新聞很好笑!!                   12/25 20:35
推 jamesjklin: 如果你媽和我掉進河裡…咦！？                        12/25 20:38
→ eemail: 專家憂心 三寶年輕化                                     12/25 20:44
推 gaddafi: 推真愛 XDDD                                            12/25 21:03
推 harrishu: 這XDDDDDD                                             12/25 21:47
推 HermesKing: 雙雙墜入愛河 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         12/25 22:15
推 vgil: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         12/25 22:24
推 mixxim: Xd                                                      12/25 22:24
推 hie4949: 溫馨...?                                               12/25 22:32
推 ludan7972: 雙雙墜入愛河                                         12/25 22:42
推 shinichi: 這什麼搞笑卡通情節啦XDDDDDDDDDD                       12/25 22:52
推 akay08: 墜入愛河（物理）XDDD                                    12/25 22:53
→ soaringwings: 永浴愛河 ？                                       12/25 23:14
推 jizz0010513: 可以po笨板了                                       12/25 23:20
推 blakedawes12: 高招啊                                            12/25 23:32
※ NoPTT:轉錄至看板 joke                                           12/25 23:58
推 ccdoggy: 有點北七...希望平安                                    12/26 00:02
推 zarono1: 也算救了女友..                                         12/26 00:08
推 rick6304: 吐泡泡好好笑                                          12/26 00:30
推 cynthiajul: 雖然是三寶情侶，但也是真愛，祝福他們。XDDD          12/26 01:02
推 s92228: 螃蟹XDDDDDDDDDR                                         12/26 06:55
→ imaclone: 螃蟹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    12/26 08:01
推 BJC4100: 遜斃了XD                                               12/26 08:03
推 kiwi0530: 一秒變螃蟹                                            12/26 08:29
推 ha0118: 吐泡泡 XDDDDDDDDD                                       12/26 09:38
推 benwenbb: 吐泡泡                                                12/26 11:44