作者  gungunit (AndNothingHeart)                           看板  StupidClown
 標題  [無言]射在媽媽腿上  XD
 時間  Sat Jan 24 21:39:44 2009
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先說那個朋友絕對不是我~

真是快笑死了XD

快搞不懂要PO就可還是笨版了!


故事發生在我朋友(男,19歲)在自家看A片~

由於前幾天他才剛看過《不能面對的真相》,心中對逐漸嚴重的溫室效應感到非常苦悶~

於是他之後決定,他快要JIZZ的時候,直接跑去隔壁的廁所給他○~在馬桶裡,不用
衛生紙了!

「你知道我那時多有環保概念嗎!?你想想看,一次如果要兩張衛生紙,一個禮拜一天一
次好了,就要浪費十四張耶!那還不如直接○~在馬桶裡,等多一點的時候一次沖掉!反
正我家也沒人會注意!」他是這樣說的。

所以就在那一瞬間,他從電腦桌前起身,手裡握著他的喬尼,直接衝去房間隔壁的廁所~

「奇怪!?門怎麼掩上了?不管了踹開!」

那時廁所的門是掩上的!他直接進去,想要對準馬桶屠殺他的精蟲大軍~。

只見他媽坐在馬桶上面。

他就這樣射在他媽大腿上XDDD。


他媽:「你系勒衝啥?」(請各位用台語發音,超好笑XD)

朋友:「謀啦,阿我想金罵溫室效應金嚴重ㄋㄟ…。」

幹!雖然說我應該替他感到難過

但是我笑個不停啊XDDD!

啊對了

事後他有問他媽幹麻不鎖門

他媽:「我家欸,幹麻一定要鎖門?」



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─And she said

受入

傷

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推 ericinttu:原po特別的糟糕,戀母情結好嚴重                        01/24 21:45
推 lovebbwei:.............                                         01/24 21:45
推 Darefire:我笑了 XDDDDDDDDD                                      01/24 21:45
推 sowhatfunny:我大笑了                                            01/24 21:46
推 a007son:  強者朋友很糟糕,戀母情結好嚴重                        01/24 21:46
推 Qinsect:幹 超好笑的阿!!!!                                       01/24 21:46
推 patrickchan:這....                                              01/24 21:46
推 warning0:好噁...                                                01/24 21:47
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推 zptdaniel:金變態                                                01/24 21:48
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推 hosanna0813:要轉西斯板嗎Y                                       01/24 21:49
→ sunnycoke:地震= =|||                                            01/24 21:50
→ cosy:這是SOD新企畫嗎 XD                                         01/24 21:50
推 erasdfer:先承認那個朋友就是你吧   真的太糟糕了                  01/24 21:50
推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 會不會從此不舉!?  01/24 21:50
推 adst513:.................             (F7:....................  01/24 21:50
→ laybear:原po友之母 [超幹]辛苦懷胎十月的畜牲射在我腿上           01/24 21:50
推 bighdogs:好糟糕阿...                                            01/24 21:51
→ sowhatfunny:有後續嗎?                                           01/24 21:51
→ lovebbwei:                               把孫子....             01/24 21:51
推 absj:                                         1次兩億個         01/24 21:52
推 F7:一樓很故意忽視原PO講的"先說那個朋友絕對不是我~               01/24 21:53
推 Darefire:                                              給       01/24 21:53
→ sunnytutor:                                              樓上   01/24 21:54
推 yoyohu:  JIZZ IN MY MOTHER                                      01/24 21:54
→ Darefire:                                               的好友  01/24 21:54
→ ericinttu:我被f7點名了 >///////////<                            01/24 21:54
推 bibien:絕妙好笨                                                 01/24 21:54
推 ccps:我很不爭氣的笑了....                                       01/24 21:55
→ Darefire:                                                 C大   01/24 21:55
→ sunnytutor:樓上害我間接表了C大                                  01/24 21:56
推 doggy1121:幹,有夠好笑                                           01/24 21:56
→ tmwolf:哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!靠北啊XD!!!!!!!                           01/24 21:56
推 florian:我應該說幸好他沒射在他媽臉上嗎.......                   01/24 21:56
→ florian:[超幹]我被我兒子顏射了!!                              01/24 21:57
推 ccps:挖勒 給你們那麼多歡樂還婊我............                    01/24 21:57
推 ten101010:所以馬桶離門很遠 不然就顏射了                         01/24 21:57
推 Darefire:不然勒 要我傻傻的被婊 幾百年沒幹這事了 XD              01/24 21:58
→ ccps:朋友父[超幹]我被我兒子戴綠帽了............                 01/24 21:58
推 storyf66014:不知道那個媽媽當時有沒有打哈欠.........             01/24 21:59
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→ Darefire:嘿嘿 (菸)                                              01/24 21:59
推 sunnytutor:朋友母對他女友:"放心啦!我兒子強呢!我看過!!"     01/24 22:00
推 yoyo7917:原PO先承認你就是你朋友……                             01/24 22:01
推 F05:[煩惱]怎麼跟老公說我懷兒子的兒子??                          01/24 22:01
推 ccps:sunny大 許久不見 妳變糟糕了                                01/24 22:02
※ yoyo7917:轉錄至看板 sex                                         01/24 22:02
→ sunnytutor:C大 原來你從來都沒好好了解過我...(淚奔)              01/24 22:02
推 Darefire:SUNNY大來我懷裡吧 我的懷抱可以給你溫暖                 01/24 22:03
推 johnrse:伊底帕斯老早就把老子幹掉了 沒煩惱                       01/24 22:04
推 ccps:沒辦法  當初妳離我太遙遠  現在離我更遠了<嘆>               01/24 22:05
推 laybear:不是一直都很糟糕嗎(認真)                                01/24 22:07
推 absj:原來不是只有我阿.....(  ˊˇˋ)                            01/24 22:08
→ laybear:倰上市一直非常糟糕                                      01/24 22:08
→ sunnytutor:主角很像是亂射的那位喔!! 不是我! >"<~                01/24 22:08
→ laybear:樓上     哪們子爛新注音                                 01/24 22:08
→ absj:我偶爾不糟糕阿....= 3=                                     01/24 22:08
→ laybear:偶爾是不糟糕 是非常糟糕                                 01/24 22:09
→ absj:文章沒梗我也糟糕不了                                       01/24 22:09
推 Darefire:過年了大家一起來糟糕 ^.<                               01/24 22:09
→ laybear:還沒有梗你就開始糟糕了                                  01/24 22:09
推 ccps:過年打牌不要找我 我麻將看都看不懂                          01/24 22:09
→ sunnytutor:c大! 哼哼 不知道是誰還沒講故事就先"閃"人了 -.-+      01/24 22:10
推 diefish:原來是謊言豆沙包                                        01/24 22:10
→ ccps:我哪有閃人 我一直都在啊 也有丟你水球啊 你說要給我MSN也沒   01/24 22:11
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→ ccps:因為我是專業的好人 舉凡翻譯 報告 畫圖 都有                 01/24 22:18
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推 zzzwei:   Jizz in my mon...XD                                   01/24 22:24
推 lovebbwei:媽媽不是mom嗎                                         01/24 22:25
推 labeck:sunny從來沒不糟糕過                                      01/24 22:25
→ Darefire:射在我的星期一?? 屁大專業 XD                           01/24 22:25
推 HCCLandRover:[超幹] 辛苦懷胎十月的畜牲射在我腿上                01/24 22:25
推 noviage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    01/24 22:26
推 sunnytutor:labeck我跟你很熟嗎!? \(‵□′)o╭──╯☆/(# ̄⊿ ̄)  01/24 22:28
→ lovebbwei:耶~~我糾正別人了*ˋ^O^ˊ*                             01/24 22:28
推 Darefire:一個是S 一個是M _φ_(._.)                              01/24 22:29
→ Darefire:屁屁真難得 (撒花) 記得過年紅包要多包一點 XD            01/24 22:29
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推 bugler1989:XD                                                   01/24 22:31
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噓 gj94ek:先承認你朋友就是你 在推回來                              01/24 22:35
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推 callsobing:...............                                      01/24 22:46
推 popoallan:哈哈哈                                                01/24 22:50
推 Kawasumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/24 22:51
推 forrest12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          01/24 22:51
推 kentsam2077:真囧 我大笑了                                       01/24 22:52
推 paypayfan:居然會有這種事情XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              01/24 22:52
→ wasky:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             01/24 22:52
推 ketiro:這真糟糕阿XDDDDDD                                        01/24 22:52
推 BLspreading:沒圖沒真相                                          01/24 22:53
推 crueangel:強者!真是強者!                                      01/24 22:54
噓 hij76128:他媽:阿....我的孫子們...............                   01/24 22:56
推 wannahappy:這......                                             01/24 22:56
推 greatshiau:XDDDDD                                               01/24 22:57
推 kevabc1:...................................                     01/24 23:00
→ MUSTANGGT500:原PO朋友好糟糕                                     01/24 23:00
推 JOKER0921:這篇要M起來嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    01/24 23:01
推 windeau:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/24 23:04
推 rockarea:這也太扯XD 快爆吧XDD                                   01/24 23:05
推 lock301234:有笑有推囉XDD                                        01/24 23:06
推 hoshiphon:好笑到靠杯啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/24 23:06
推 k109:強者!!!!!!!!!!!!!!不知道他媽到底怎麼想......XD             01/24 23:07
推 escapto:不推對不起自己啊!!! XD                                  01/24 23:08
推 mimer:XDDDDD  連SOD都沒有這劇情吧                               01/24 23:09
推 KOBESECOND:猛!                                                  01/24 23:10
推 l2l:蜘蛛精:你剛做了什麼?  沒有阿 我在你身上打了個冷顫..         01/24 23:10
推 kobe3:太好笑了XDDDDDD                                           01/24 23:11
推 Johnny2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      01/24 23:11
推 adst513:爆             馬嘛!我在這裡                            01/24 23:12
推 lovebbwei:爆                                                    01/24 23:12
→ lovebbwei:是我吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                            01/24 23:12
推 absj:100!                                                       01/24 23:12
→ Darefire:樓下給你爆                                             01/24 23:12
推 trendnomore:其實這是新片劇情大綱吧XD                            01/24 23:12
推 x24627785:不是樓上                                              01/24 23:12
推 sunnytutor:果然很多人在守株待兔!! >"< 我慢了...                 01/24 23:12
→ Darefire:搶爆搶成這樣 改天都過來我家打牌 XD                     01/24 23:12
→ lovebbwei:誰贏了????                                            01/24 23:12
→ sunnytutor:好想打牌! 我家只有我打!!!                            01/24 23:13
→ absj:阿哉.....                                                  01/24 23:13
推 CJO1I6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      01/24 23:13
→ sunnytutor:love大大..adst贏了的樣子                             01/24 23:13
推 lzhhilly:[震怒] 我兒子把我孫子射到我腿上                        01/24 23:14
→ Darefire:過年不打牌還叫過年嗎 (╯‵□′)╯┴─┴              01/24 23:14
→ absj:可以陪妳打 = v=                                            01/24 23:14
推 labeck:沒錢打牌(飄走)                                           01/24 23:14
推 jiejar:=================以上皆為糟糕人========================  01/24 23:14
→ sunnytutor:我只能玩線上的!!! (哭倒~~)                           01/24 23:14
→ sunnytutor:哈哈 還好沒有圈到我...                               01/24 23:14
→ gungunit:朋友:幹!PTT一堆看熱鬧的渾蛋啦!                         01/24 23:15
→ lovebbwei:adst (╯‵□′)╯┴─┴   不要跟我搶!!!             01/24 23:15
推 ohmygod1223:有點不酥湖~"~                                       01/24 23:15
→ Darefire:看熱鬧是鄉民的本性 叫你朋友尊重版規四                  01/24 23:15
→ Darefire:屁屁生氣了 A大 切吧 XD                                 01/24 23:16
推 absj:比誰爆了不用這麼認真吧........= =                          01/24 23:16
噓 adst513:我重頭開始數= =....... 是我贏了 以下開放繼續            01/24 23:16
→ lovebbwei:爆...沒推阿!!!!!!!!                                   01/24 23:16
→ sunnytutor:樓上是要看原PO還是朋友還是朋友的娘還是朋友娘腿上的?  01/24 23:16
→ lovebbwei:(╯‵□′)╯┴─┴ 我沒推阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   01/24 23:16
推 Tyrone:                    爆                                   01/24 23:16
→ sunnytutor:我是說Darefire... 是要看啥圖... -.-"                 01/24 23:17
→ lovebbwei:....=..=                                              01/24 23:17
→ Darefire:你到底是問我要看朋友還是朋友娘還是原PO 你搞得我好亂    01/24 23:17
噓 absj:不然再來一次嘛 = =                                         01/24 23:17
→ sunnytutor:樓上 我沒有搞你喔!! >"<                              01/24 23:18
→ lovebbwei:爆.....(╯‵□′)╯┴─┴                           01/24 23:18
→ sunnytutor:我是說Darefire!!! >"<                                01/24 23:18
→ lovebbwei:給我推爆!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                      01/24 23:18
推 a246813523: .....(╯‵□′)╯┴─┴                           01/24 23:18
噓 adst513:L大讓我無言了                                           01/24 23:18
推 laybear:金謀聊.....                                             01/24 23:18
推 Strogatz:我想到美國派某集,主角射在他grand mom 臉上             01/24 23:18
→ a246813523:爆了=ˇ=                                             01/24 23:18
→ absj:L大妳不知道不能短時間去推嗎 = =                            01/24 23:18
→ gungunit:害我真的跑去看板規= =                                  01/24 23:18
→ lovebbwei:我一直沒推....                                        01/24 23:19
推 pertb514:爆!!!<(# ̄皿 ̄)╮☆                                   01/24 23:19
→ sunnytutor:原PO!!要是真的有 你真的要去拍腿上的謎樣物嗎!?        01/24 23:19
→ adst513:原PO你不會是最後一個                                    01/24 23:19
推 stuangus:補到爆好了                                             01/24 23:20
噓 jiejar:紅的明顯   看誰會推爆XDDDD                               01/24 23:20
→ adst513:版規四:                                                 01/24 23:20
推 hoshiphon:我                                                    01/24 23:20
推 absj:100!                                                       01/24 23:20
→ hoshiphon:亂入成功XD                                            01/24 23:21
→ thbetray:..... = =                                              01/24 23:21
推 e6638:   溫馨  \(* ̄v ̄*)/                                      01/24 23:21
推 azzboy:主角媽:想不到我兒子還真有活力呢!  XDDDDDDD              01/24 23:21
噓 Tyrone:99                                                       01/24 23:21
推 lovebbwei:爆!!!!!!!                                             01/24 23:22
推 pertb514:100!!                                                  01/24 23:22
噓 HOWYOUDOIN:98                                                   01/24 23:22
→ Tyrone:這次換誰要爆                                             01/24 23:22
推 absj:我                                                         01/24 23:22
→ pertb514:被l大搶先一步了Q_Q                                     01/24 23:22
→ lovebbwei:耶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*ˋ^O^ˊ*我爆到了          01/24 23:22
→ absj:L大妳還是箭頭阿 - -                                        01/24 23:22
→ Tyrone:Lo大 短暫的爆了十秒鐘左右XD                              01/24 23:23
推 jfain:原PO真的好糟糕                                            01/24 23:23
→ lovebbwei:= =  有爆到就好  我可以去睡了  我很滿意!!!            01/24 23:24
噓 absj:再一次                                                     01/24 23:24
推 Tyrone:                    爆                                   01/24 23:24
噓 adst513:Tyr大你到底爆幾次了???= = 也讓給別人吧XD                01/24 23:26
推 hoshiphon:YA                                                    01/24 23:26
推 pertb514:100!!                                                  01/24 23:26
推 labeck:爆!                                                      01/24 23:26
推 xinyuxiao:好噁心....不蘇湖的關係  但我還是笑了...               01/24 23:26
→ pertb514:我終於get到了d( ̄▽ ̄)b                              01/24 23:27
噓 Tyrone:好吧 幫作球XD   99                                       01/24 23:27
推 johnrse:哈哈 ="=                                                01/24 23:27
噓 Darefire:sunny大好色喔 >////< 誰要爆 給他玩 XD                  01/24 23:27
推 lovebbwei:我                                                    01/24 23:27
推 erasdfer:爆!!!!!!!!                                             01/24 23:28
推 HTRex:<( ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ                                            01/24 23:28
→ lovebbwei:哈哈哈  爆不到   啦啦啦~~                             01/24 23:28
噓 sunnytutor:Darefire!! 我哪有! 我是要澄清問題啊!!                01/24 23:28
推 adst513:夜!恭喜L大終於搶到了 大嘉義起為他鼓鼓掌(灑花拋彩帶)     01/24 23:28
噓 Tyrone:sunny大好色喔                                            01/24 23:28
→ sunnytutor:love還不把握!!!                                      01/24 23:28
→ lovebbwei:我箭頭了....                                          01/24 23:29
推 absj:爆!!!                                                      01/24 23:29
→ adst513:L大搶到了呀                                             01/24 23:29
→ sunnytutor:妳推太頻繁了啦 當然都是箭頭啊..(我是在急啥..-.-")    01/24 23:29
推 dkchronos:爆                                                    01/24 23:29
→ adst513:不是說L大已經搶到了嗎= =                                01/24 23:30
推 KOBE76526:太屌了                                                01/24 23:30
推 tracewind:99                                                    01/24 23:30
→ sunnytutor:是喔 有搶到喔...恭喜恭喜...                          01/24 23:30
→ lovebbwei:原PO今晚爆了好多次...>////< 謝謝原PO讓我們玩 掰掰囉   01/24 23:30
推 azzboy:sunny大好色  ψ(._.)                                     01/24 23:30
噓 Darefire:sunny大是色鬼 _φ_(._.)                                01/24 23:30
噓 absj:再來                                                       01/24 23:31
噓 laybear:拎金價揪謀聊欸.....                                     01/24 23:31
噓 Tyrone:99                                                       01/24 23:31
→ Darefire:屁屁晚安 \(^o^)/                                       01/24 23:31
噓 Tyrone:98                                                       01/24 23:31
噓 Tyrone:97 大家加油XD                                            01/24 23:31
→ pertb514:我要蓄勢待發爆一下!                                    01/24 23:31
→ azzboy:L大的推文容易讓人想歪...                                 01/24 23:31
→ Tyrone:噗  轉眼就94了XD                                         01/24 23:31
→ sunnytutor:>"< 我幫大家追真相 哪裡色了...你縮縮啊!!!            01/24 23:32
推 erasdfer:95                                                     01/24 23:32
→ Darefire:(在角落縮成一團)                                       01/24 23:32
→ pertb514:張闢闢晚安~~~                                          01/24 23:33
推 lovebbwei:晚安  幫原PO推爆吧                                    01/24 23:33
噓 absj:那有這麼容易                                               01/24 23:34
→ sunnytutor:樓上壞人...                                          01/24 23:34
推 pertb514:大家要齊心努力向上阿!!(握)                           01/24 23:35
→ absj:男人要壞女人才愛 (茶)                                      01/24 23:35
推 lovebbwei:我也要握                                              01/24 23:35
推 Tyrone:98                                                       01/24 23:35
推 Tyrone:99                                                       01/24 23:35
推 Tyrone:爆                                                       01/24 23:36
→ sunnytutor:樓上做弊!! >"<#                                      01/24 23:36
→ pertb514:為什麼T大可以連三推!?   我被l大握住了耶>////<        01/24 23:36
→ lovebbwei:為什麼樓上可以這麼近推...= = 那我等這麼努力是白痴嗎   01/24 23:36
→ Tyrone:哈哈哈XD                                                 01/24 23:36
噓 Darefire:99 sunny大好色                                         01/24 23:36
→ sunnytutor:pert!!握住!!?                                        01/24 23:37
→ pertb514:太卑鄙了!!很傻眼看到98..99..爆(/‵′)/~ ╧╧     01/24 23:37
推 absj:!!!                                                        01/24 23:37
推 love0502me:@@                                                   01/24 23:37
→ lovebbwei:我不玩了啦  一直爆好累                                01/24 23:37
→ absj:耶我搶到了                                                 01/24 23:37
推 perry7996:爆                                                    01/24 23:38
→ sunnytutor:唔..我老媽煮好香的東西........下樓拜拜惹啦..不玩了   01/24 23:38
推 lonelyknight:(茶)今天好多篇爆喔                                 01/24 23:38
推 Sheila1011:我笑不出來耶                                         01/24 23:38
推 Tyrone:好色的sunny大跑掉了                                      01/24 23:38
推 howard3088:jizz in my mom....真糟糕                             01/24 23:39
噓 absj:最後一個機會給L大                                          01/24 23:39
噓 Darefire:我也要去辦年貨 出門去 重申:下樓去的sunny大好色        01/24 23:39
→ azzboy:sunny大是在想握什麼?                                    01/24 23:40
推 pertb514:l大快來阿(揮手)                                      01/24 23:40
推 lovebbwei:爆                                                    01/24 23:40
→ lovebbwei:耶~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                01/24 23:40
推 undertable:再爆!!                                               01/24 23:40
→ absj:恭喜L大 >//<                                               01/24 23:41
→ Darefire:屁屁走 一起去辦年貨 XD                                 01/24 23:41
→ lovebbwei:好了啦  不玩了啦  不要引誘我一直爆  下限囉  掰掰      01/24 23:41
→ pertb514:~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~         01/24 23:41
推 sunnytutor:我有看到...\(‵□′)o╭──╯☆/(# ̄⊿ ̄)/           01/24 23:42
→ pertb514:我也要去吃宵夜了  拜拜~~                               01/24 23:42
→ Darefire:好色的sunny大出現了 XD                                 01/24 23:42
推 absj:真的很好色嗎?                                              01/24 23:43
→ Darefire:真的 出門去了  XD                                      01/24 23:43
→ Tyrone:好色的sunny大出現了 XD                                   01/24 23:43
→ sunnytutor:有!!! (/‵′)/~ ╧╧                             01/24 23:44
→ dormice:好可怕XDDDD                                             01/24 23:44
→ sunnytutor:我是說沒有!!! x的新注音!!                            01/24 23:44
推 lonelyknight:招了呢(茶)                                         01/24 23:45
推 azzboy:absj:真的很好色嗎?   sunnytutor:有!!! (/‵′)/~ ╧   01/24 23:45
推 absj:SUNNY大好色喔XDDDDDDDDD                                    01/24 23:46
→ sunnytutor:orz...原po快砍文救我...............ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ     01/24 23:47
推 maybe2005:南無阿密佗佛..思無邪..思無色.......請大家愛護地球..   01/24 23:47
→ sunnytutor:地球我愛你!(摸~~)                                   01/24 23:47
→ lonelyknight:愛它也沒用了XD                                     01/24 23:55
推 absj:因為 absj:真的很好色嗎?   sunnytutor:有!!! (/‵′)/~   01/24 23:57
推 sayolin:XX:把拔把拔~                                            01/25 00:03
推 killla:http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7476/054jq1.jpg       01/25 00:08
推 Ask95223:孫子跑出來了!                                         01/25 00:09
推 dio761102:他媽沒有很無言嗎 哈哈哈                               01/25 00:17
推 markcupcup:Jizz on Mom's leg ....                               01/25 00:17
推 luke2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           01/25 00:18
→ luke2:幹,笑翻了                                                01/25 00:18
推 cayenn:咿   是我被婊到了嗎?                                     01/25 00:18
→ sh9110553:哈 2個人都囧了吧     科科                             01/25 00:34
推 GakuA:推L'Arc放!!推簽名檔!!!                                    01/25 00:36
推 danlkaelb:太扯了XD                                              01/25 00:36
推 ixjnpns:過幾個月媽媽就要生弟弟了                                01/25 00:50
推 leftwei:( ′-`)y-~                                             01/25 00:53
推 Noren:這麼大逆不道的事你都幹得出來.......GJ!!!                  01/25 01:09
推 fangcc:真是夠經典的~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             01/25 01:18
推 chi12345678:GOOD                                                01/25 01:26
推 happys425:這也尷尬的太經典了吧~~~~~                             01/25 01:31
推 Darefire:我一不在sunny大就招了  (菸)                            01/25 01:32
推 KyoDragon:我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/25 01:36
推 xxringxx:糟透了.................                                01/25 01:36
推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/25 01:42
推 chillwind:媽啊 這真是太囧了   啊 真的是媽媽啊XDDDDD        01/25 01:52
推 chillwind:真希望能變版標 雖然有點西斯XD                        01/25 01:58
噓 BornFish:su ba la                                               01/25 02:09
噓 stanley123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD不給爆                            01/25 02:15
推 ASD12367:補刀一下  一ˇ一                                       01/25 02:16
推 cp990692:快爆!快爆!                                             01/25 02:18
推 YahooJH:現在呢?爆了沒..                                         01/25 02:18
噓 h1214911:退回99                                                 01/25 02:18
推 cktk:兄弟們衝阿!!                                               01/25 02:21
推 wish1984:好害羞>///<                                            01/25 02:21
→ maybe2005:我也要報!!!                                           01/25 02:27
推 flyyai:po不是你朋友 該不會是朋友的媽媽吧                        01/25 02:36
噓 Lukin4Sunsin:豪洨文可以去PO西斯阿                               01/25 02:47
推 jackmo:讓她生                                                   01/25 02:52
噓 cbate:                                                          01/25 02:53
推 jackmo:讓她生                                                   01/25 02:55
噓 whighway421:我也覺得扯……                                      01/25 03:15
推 kennyken220:爆                                                  01/25 03:18
推 BRANFORD:「你系勒衝啥洨!」                                      01/25 03:51
推 poca:好糟糕.......                                              01/25 04:43
→ Yie:......                                                      01/25 07:25
推 decadance:母:你幹嘛? 男:謀啦,帶你孫子來跟你拜年<囧>             01/25 08:42
推 XF:超級噁- 超級好笑                                             01/25 09:24
噓 MatLab2007:噓的人在想啥啊= = 明明就很好笑                       01/25 11:02
→ MatLab2007:結果我按錯自己噓了Sry....                            01/25 11:02
推 Dove123:請問你朋友是屌哥嗎                                      01/25 11:06
推 MatLab2007:我有個叫屌哥的朋友 妳是?                             01/25 11:08
推 t64141:笑翻了                                                   01/25 11:22
推 c0758:羞愧到地底下去了                                          01/25 11:38
→ ru04ul4:...............................洨                       01/25 12:01
推 jedi1201:屌!                                                    01/25 12:42
→ zxp915406:   感覺有點豪洨                                       01/25 13:25
推 rr741218:好好笑                                                 01/25 13:30
推 miel:孫子: 阿嬤好                                               01/25 13:52
推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      01/25 15:43
噓 devin0329:豪笅啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      01/25 15:44
推 perry7996:爆                                                    01/25 15:49
推 steve8130477:幫你爆一個                                         01/25 15:50
推 decten:太...強大了......                                        01/25 16:14
推 bs777:好噁..........                                            01/25 17:05
推 jenna780818:他馬麻怎麼那麼鎮定?囧                              01/25 19:48
推 reksam:XD                                                       01/25 19:57
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            01/25 21:40
推 benchou:幸好他媽沒打哈欠....                                    01/25 21:51
噓 artjunmore:放屁                                                 01/25 22:38
推 absj:爆!                                                        01/25 22:38
噓 ltkfans:頗唬爛                                                  01/25 23:02
推 dearyl:最好他媽媽這麼鎮定  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/26 21:01
噓 a01057327:噁心死了                                              01/27 00:51
推 shes60100:好尷尬歐 媽呀 XDDD                                    01/27 09:54
推 HOTONY:感覺有點豪笅 但是很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  01/27 17:58
噓 sideshowbala:                                                   01/28 19:46
推 a06490:那麼...喔!有前途                                         01/30 14:18
噓 seastar1987:這樣也能M喔= =                                      01/30 19:09
推 elviswhite:糟了 深夜一點我在大笑 XDDDDD                         01/31 00:58
推 jyunwei:幹…我不知道怎麼說雖然很好笑…囧                        02/01 01:53
推 i78524:太好笑啦!太豪洨......                                   02/03 00:55
噓 zhewei:不舒服!                                                 02/03 23:21
噓 q5995:噁                                                        02/04 00:30
推 dierguarder:XD 真假阿                                           02/06 00:06
噓 ErinChu:原po你還算是人嗎?!                                  02/06 11:57
※ l12203685:轉錄至看板 CMS_97_S3F                                 02/07 18:54
推 l12203685:借轉喔XD                                              02/07 18:54
推 iraqikyle:哈哈 真的是太好笑了~~                                 02/10 16:32
推 image:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      02/13 19:17
推 profyang:XDDDDD                                                 02/13 22:00
推 a908350614:天啊超好笑的XDDDDD                                   03/14 17:32
噓 kenkie:笑不出來                                                 06/26 13:09
噓 ewewe:超冷                                                      06/30 14:04
推 peterfood:99                                                    07/24 10:50
推 peterfood:爆                                                    07/24 10:52
推 peterfood:沒爆?再來一次                                        07/24 11:02
推 peterfood:100                                                   07/24 11:03
推 peterfood:100                                                   07/24 11:05
噓 daniel0731ex:減一                                               07/30 10:20
推 daniel0731ex:爆!!!                                              07/30 10:25
噓 sayuki:-1                                                       12/27 22:57
推 sayuki:爆!!! 我好無聊...                                        12/27 22:59
噓 a3676781:...                                                    01/08 21:01
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