作者  pttsex (西斯版匿名帳號)                                      看板  sex
 標題  [認真] 女生怎麼開口說想要
 時間  Tue Dec 29 20:19:29 2015
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最近真是火上身啦!
慾火跟怒火ㄧ起上啦!

跟男友一個月大概見2、3次,
扣掉每月小紅報到,
真正能愛愛的時間根本少的可憐啊!

都已經一個多月沒有了,
覺得快長蜘蛛網了啊。(淚)


男友最近都說工作壓力大,累,
硬不了、累啊,但是還是會抱抱我

見面時
1.可愛睡衣-失敗
2.性感睡衣-失敗
3.不穿內衣-失敗
4.在他身上磨蹭-失敗中的失敗


在這樣下去,慾女也要變佛系女,吃素啦!

要開口說想要,又很怕他打槍我,哭哭
到底懂不懂我的暗示啊!


來一句追婚日記的梗:
「是不想做,還是不想跟我做啊...」


有情有義西斯人別回我(綠綠的)
會傷心:(
我們應該還是相愛依舊的。




認真發問啊!
跪求認真回答。(淚揮)


長蜘蛛網了,西斯點擠不出來!
圖一張

http://i.imgur.com/tFaZXDK.jpg

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推 sempliceLun: 首推,開放樓下寄信↓↓                             12/29 20:20
推 blade: 回我  解你的渴~!                                         12/29 20:21
推 dai26: 已寄信,我除蟲專家                                       12/29 20:21
→ BaRanKa: 妳男友是做工地逆?                                      12/29 20:22
→ pekopoko: 寄信,回我                                            12/29 20:22
→ jaycei: 你不夠騷                                                12/29 20:23
→ pekopoko: 我專家,快來信求救啊 我願意指點迷津                   12/29 20:23
推 nancy1228: 過來 我揉                                            12/29 20:23
推 Exis: 可以揉                                                    12/29 20:24
推 cashbee049: 不用說,男友就會想要                                12/29 20:24
推 MiiShin: 他沒給的 我來給妳                                      12/29 20:25
推 coconut0857: 妳男友有事嗎 寄信給我                              12/29 20:25
推 OneMi11ion: 可惡想揉                                            12/29 20:25
推 peter77613: 來嗎                                                12/29 20:27
推 o790224: 盤絲大仙4ni                                            12/29 20:28
推 hjt11201213: 選我!選我!                                         12/29 20:30
噓 linniagy: 寄信給我 我告訴妳再補推                               12/29 20:30
推 n98802001: 推!                                                 12/29 20:30
推 Lumia820: 妳可以做好做滿,笑麻油人                              12/29 20:32
推 Busdo: 綠綠der                                                  12/29 20:32
推 bird1140: 他一洗完澡就強姦他啊(選我正解                        12/29 20:33
推 RuRu5566: 找機會先去戶外運動...回來就洨衝腦了(認真)           12/29 20:35
推 souall: 幫他含硬,直接坐上去就得逞了                            12/29 20:35
推 himitau: 走吧走吧跨年我們看電影去哈哈                           12/29 20:38
推 CozyLife: 我教你啊                                              12/29 20:38
→ stw0975: 回我                                                   12/29 20:38
推 lasolar: 唉,剛好相反,都是女友不想要...                        12/29 20:39
→ dcyl: 為啥我感覺知道是誰阿~QQ"                                  12/29 20:41
→ ansfan: 揉                                                      12/29 20:43
推 GHowPan: 這胸100分                                              12/29 20:45
推 hsudione: 我專家,我低調,我餵妹子吃飽飽! 已寄信!記得回我!   12/29 20:46
推 zaq1qwer: 羨幕妳男友 換是我1定每天%%%%                          12/29 20:47
推 LoserWon: 選我                                開玩笑的不要當真  12/29 20:49
推 karta1565315: 已寄信                                            12/29 20:51
→ max00061: 萬佛朝宗..........                                    12/29 20:51
推 maxweel: 我覺得你男友是吃膩了,或許需要有不同情趣去刺激他。跟   12/29 20:52
→ maxweel: 我和之前女友剛好反過來。                               12/29 20:52
推 ggBird: 我想看蜘蛛網                                            12/29 20:52
推 starpig719: 他不要我要了喔...                                   12/29 20:53
推 wsxasd123: 看老衲收服你這個盤絲洞的妖精                         12/29 20:53
推 p5325063: 寄了回我                                              12/29 20:56
推 milk61108: 揉好揉滿                                             12/29 20:57
推 miyako126: 撲上去吹啊                                           12/29 20:58
→ slaa1476s: 好美                                                 12/29 21:00
→ lpbrother: 樓下快點,報名從速                                   12/29 21:02
推 photoless: 踢腳 就可以啦                                        12/29 21:03
噓 lostbook: 噓明顯,你知道你男友看到這篇的感想嗎?他叫我不要說      12/29 21:05
→ kkkk0923: 假裝要跟男友說秘密,然後在男友的耳朵小聲的說,我想你  12/29 21:06
推 bmw8911: 在她面前自己來看看叫給他聽 不信他受的了                12/29 21:06
→ kkkk0923: 幹死我。在人越多的場合講效果會越好                    12/29 21:07
推 guardian128: 羨慕   讓我來                                      12/29 21:09
→ aenbishyar: 好想把奶抓爆                                        12/29 21:10
推 bakaka: 寄出了,要回阿                                          12/29 21:13
推 jackymars5: 這餌沒臉可能無法戰鬥                                12/29 21:15
噓 on543: 幹找我啊 我專業撥網啦                                    12/29 21:15
推 Vassili242: 直接講妹修幹某啊                                    12/29 21:18
推 taotzu: 這仙桃牌的膩                                            12/29 21:18
推 azinhj: 換男人比較快啦。                                        12/29 21:19
→ taotzu: 我專門收絲的,摳偶                                      12/29 21:20
推 mulder58: 嘖嘖...回我信就沒事了嘛                               12/29 21:21
推 frances10301: 讓我來~                                           12/29 21:24
推 denny811012: green green der~                                   12/29 21:25
推 misheng: 感情蛋了阿                                             12/29 21:28
→ kkk258: 乖 來找我                                               12/29 21:31
推 kpfing644: 跟他說妳上西斯版放照片                               12/29 21:36
→ sonyoung: 選我                                                  12/29 21:37
推 FlynnZhang: 綠                                                  12/29 21:37
→ cherrychiao: 快找on 他專業除蜘蛛網的                            12/29 21:39
推 Vincent6964: 妳這不就開口了                                     12/29 21:39
噓 souldance: 讓我來                                               12/29 21:44
推 pugpp: 澆水                                                     12/29 21:44
推 gtoprs: 想要想咬窩快咬受不鳥                                    12/29 21:46
→ speryilove: 男友滿悲哀的                                        12/29 21:50
推 a15801580max: 我報名                                            12/29 21:54
推 tenkaakido: 自己來不會?看不懂是要人陪還是要陪跑。               12/29 22:04
推 Sunshine8313: 寄信報名了哦,記得找我                            12/29 22:10
→ Csir: 寄信給ㄨㄛ                                                12/29 22:13
推 adew111: 可以讓我好好陪陪你嗎?                                  12/29 22:15
噓 andy2300224: 蜘蛛來了!結網找我(咦                             12/29 22:15
推 jack510010: 他不要,我要! 來找我                               12/29 22:21
推 garbage13: 我不相信這種條件男友會不想要                         12/29 22:29
→ michael26: 醒醒吧~你圖網路抓的吼                                12/29 22:30
推 tonykuo721: 來啊啊啊                                            12/29 22:37
推 canno128: 我來拉                                                12/29 22:37
→ tg1104: 我我我!我陪你XDD                                        12/29 22:37
推 jet80088: 原po我可以,樓上我也可以                              12/29 22:45
推 justakiss: 真心解答:  先問問,對方幾歲?                         12/29 22:48
→ howshaw: 啊嘶~~                                                 12/29 22:54
推 bless20040: 私信,讓我好好替妳解渴,弄到累到不想動為止。        12/29 22:54
→ wiwi212: 推                                                     12/29 22:54
推 WEYNI: 妳該主動出擊 好好檢查他出來的量 真的很像吃飽才回家       12/29 22:57
→ shelovesme: 來我教妳                                            12/29 23:02
推 sunkiswei: 專長清蜘蛛網 在此!                                  12/29 23:09
推 h2liiaoii: 跟我女朋友同款欸                                     12/29 23:10
推 mikayu: 居然沒有人推咩修幹謀                                    12/29 23:17
推 shyyy: 別佛啊Q___Q直接推倒騎上去了啊                            12/29 23:27
→ tpdpxo: 來認識一下 我可以陪你                                   12/29 23:28
推 providential: 請來信洽詢                                        12/29 23:31
→ jookbibiy: 男友要檢討rrrrrrr                                    12/29 23:37
推 YCC28: https://youtu.be/dxJ3T4EHNVY                             12/29 23:41
推 bksina0404: 怕你不敢回我                                        12/29 23:45
推 FatSucks: 交給我啦                                              12/29 23:47
→ LostHeart: 認真回!就找我咩                                     12/29 23:49
推 er0414: 太強大!來回我!                                        12/29 23:50
推 nbg23456: 這不寄不行!                                          12/29 23:52
→ milker: 就在外面吃飽了啊~~~                                  12/29 23:56
推 Akira12Hsu: 抱歉,哥剛好蜘蛛人要找窩                            12/29 23:57
推 junkjock: 我佛慈悲                                              12/30 00:07
推 a0740287: 我心內的媽祖只有你一個                                12/30 00:07
推 EndGod: 選一個放鬆的地方吧                                      12/30 00:14
推 codehard: 果體圍裙煮飯 保暖思淫慾                               12/30 00:18
推 papa0726:  專業清蜘蛛網 請來電                                  12/30 00:27
推 saintanger: 我上次直接說 欸 跟我做愛 男友性慾全失QQ             12/30 00:39
推 creep92593: 我專職補破麻                                        12/30 00:40
推 ccwt2362: 女友都會直接表達:我下面好濕、我好想你用力幹我、我好  12/30 00:43
→ ccwt2362: 想吃你的老二                                          12/30 00:43
推 avmylove: 你男友是不行 還是不要 ,讓開 我來!                    12/30 00:43
推 kronze7109: 我每天都硬 找我滿足                                 12/30 00:44
推 jemmak629: 有種單挑                                             12/30 00:44
→ loveishard: 寄信給我,我能幫妳解決,妳的奶是我的菜!            12/30 00:45
→ marcbmj: 內衣好漂亮噢!!!!!!可以說哪買的嗎                       12/30 00:46
推 orzpvp: 把妳發廢文的時間拿去好好跟男友溝通 要不是有圖 早噓惹~   12/30 00:47
推 hao1119: 除網達人到!已寄信                                     12/30 00:57
→ ligacul: 妳男友換成我就好了                                     12/30 01:02
推 Allblue19: 選我謝謝                                             12/30 01:10
→ Layros: 我是有女友不能做啊啊啊啊                                12/30 01:11
推 brian771029: 不要寄信給我,我絕對不是專家中的專家               12/30 01:12
推 seanflower: 拜託讓我來                                          12/30 01:24
→ blustery888: 辛苦妳了                                           12/30 01:28
推 lipojack: 除網專家在這                                          12/30 01:29
推 pkjkimo: 蜘蛛很大隻~~讓我這專家來清理                           12/30 01:39
→ pkjkimo: 補一句~~開口要說:~~求你填滿我所有空虛的洞!!!           12/30 01:41
推 KQER: 我不怕蜘蛛  我還行                                        12/30 01:55
推 asheng1990: 綠綠的無誤                                          12/30 02:13
推 chungb: Sent email                                              12/30 02:14
推 shin51116: 做好做滿,選我就是了                                 12/30 02:34
推 caton0916: 認真回...覺得男友有問題,無論是心理或生理上          12/30 02:38
→ caton0916: 或者綠綠的...總之,把話說出來跟他溝通看看吧。        12/30 02:40
推 monarch0301: 當女生真好,滿滿的肉棒在排隊進洞參觀               12/30 02:45
推 arshy1003: 來   我們去...-///-                                  12/30 03:30
推 BossXie: 100分                                                  12/30 03:34
推 a27588679: 有種單挑                                             12/30 07:25
推 hyperpc: 兄弟們 救火啦                                          12/30 07:33
推 ANDY2006: 當小便斗真好 滿滿的肉棒在排隊進洞參觀                 12/30 07:35
→ poisson1024: ㄧㄠ、                                             12/30 08:04
推 justblackJ: 不是來  是來喔                                      12/30 08:16
推 qshnjuyn: 表演坐地吸土給他看                                    12/30 08:27
推 hey1517: 選我啊~每天想要卻沒對象                               12/30 08:32
推 student2000: 過來                                               12/30 08:44
推 guowei616: 他真的吃膩了 ,男人都是這樣,請來信 …我隨時都可硬   12/30 08:48
→ marcus30295: 保礦力水得 來囉                                    12/30 08:53
推 jiexing: 可能真的累,睡不飽。我男友也會這樣(淚)               12/30 08:55
推 set21: 讓老吶來會會妳這個小妖精                                 12/30 09:03
推 blackgogogo: '讓我幫你分憂解勞吧                                12/30 09:10
推 qboyy: 讓專業的我來解放你                                       12/30 09:14
推 LittleWei39: 收到回信了!                                       12/30 09:15
推 freedomla1: 寄了                                                12/30 09:20
→ f76588: 就在我身上來證明你的魅力吧,回我信!!!                   12/30 09:29
推 johnny0066: 男友換人就好!  選我選我!!!                          12/30 09:34
推 asd0604: 放開那女孩讓我來                                       12/30 09:36
推 newlij: 我也被冰封耶!要一起討論嗎^ ^                           12/30 09:52
推 sanyo113: 寄了,選我~~                                          12/30 10:01
→ Saedr: 這種年代了,性愛分離不是難事吧...外找吧!!                12/30 10:05
推 kc: 專業蜘蛛網打掃員前來報到~~~                                 12/30 10:06
推 angelwithzer: 哥拿掃把來掃網了!                                12/30 10:18
推 hunder31: 相信我,選我決不會讓你失望                            12/30 10:40
推 ecif:               已 寄 信!  選我就對了!                    12/30 10:49
推 yuza: 讓我來撥開蜘蛛網                                          12/30 10:49
推 jason0829: 可惡 想揉                                            12/30 10:50
推 willy7561: 我可以幫忙                                           12/30 10:54
推 honestyer: 這是要開放單挑了嗎 !!                                12/30 10:55
推 rocket619: 求單挑                                               12/30 10:55
→ joestoman: 寄了,回我                                            12/30 10:59
→ HCG10G8bear: 專業除蜘蛛網達人來啦                               12/30 11:06
推 blueineye: 直接騎~自己動腰,豐衣足食~                         12/30 11:14
推 sages: 直接拉下內褲吃了 再不行可能就要看醫生                    12/30 11:19
推 macaukid13: 滿美的推一個,不用寄給我kerker                      12/30 11:20
推 qq820901: 我可以  來!                                           12/30 11:23
推 kent0925: 揉揉揉                                                12/30 11:43
推 Iampeterwang: 爆了爆了                                          12/30 12:00
推 ETbanana: 30公分直接含下去>///<還需要教嗎                       12/30 12:13
推 hua790621: 你男友這麼不珍惜你唷!                               12/30 12:25
→ eric4309: 太犯規了,妳男人ㄧ定是不舉                            12/30 12:33
推 ssddeeww: 還有長蜘蛛網的嗎?小弟可以幫忙打掃整理                12/30 12:34
推 stephanie502: 這啥極品美胸!!                                    12/30 12:52
→ rl1024: 為什麼我都找不到這種女友                                12/30 12:53
推 leozxc: 選我選我                                                12/30 12:56
推 wind1115: 專業除網二十年                                        12/30 13:01
推 sk6: 讓專業的來細心撥開妳蜘蛛網!等來信                          12/30 13:16
推 mixzero: 噗 求站內                                              12/30 13:28
→ cl60320: 男朋友有障礙嗎?                                       12/30 13:31
推 s2836905: 請問號碼牌到達幾號了?                                 12/30 13:54
推 benson861119: 專業除蜘蛛網                                      12/30 13:55
推 isco: 不用開口呀,像我的前女友,她想要的話,在我們一見面時就    12/30 13:58
→ isco: 往我的老二摸下去,我就知道她癢了。                        12/30 13:58
推 HanMo: 私我,我家都沒蜘蛛網                                     12/30 14:07
推 ttluck: 除網專家請來店洽談                                      12/30 14:32
推 paul855190: 相信我主動進攻                                      12/30 15:16
推 mo56: GAY無誤                                                   12/30 15:27
推 wowqweasd: 內衣好看                                             12/30 15:40
推 ppp0978: 站內信我 專治性飢渴                                    12/30 15:45
推 macshu: 照理說 正常男人應該每天都會想要                         12/30 16:08
推 tomohao: 好美喔!在美國都不一定看到那麼美的                     12/30 16:29
推 sunnyboy7543: 我最樂於助人了 寄信來 我幫助你                    12/30 16:51
推 Teddy9546: 我幫你                                               12/30 17:13
推 pmewhite: 我來幫妳去蜘蛛網                                      12/30 17:35
推 ilrc: 把附圖line給男友                                          12/30 18:24
推 arairx7rr4: 蜘蛛網還好吧!還沒結成繭都還有得救                  12/30 18:49
推 xzpplloo123: 我來~                                             12/30 19:21
推 eric9845: 報告,這裡有重大災情                                  12/30 19:49
推 jim986988: 小弟是寶礦力水得                                     12/30 19:49
推 drose: 很會清蜘蛛網 選我                                        12/30 20:00
推 STARKUO: 我專業除蟲,交給我來                                   12/30 20:07
推 ttungg: 我可以幫你                                              12/30 20:13
推 a222317168: 選我 專業滅火阿                                     12/30 20:24
推 pig83818: 懶射蜘蛛網的劇情就是這樣來滴~                        12/30 20:46
推 OBM207: 我有解決的方法 站內我XD                                 12/30 21:17
推 smile831003: 我認識我男友五年了,進階到現在我都直接說 欸要不要   12/30 21:41
→ smile831003: 來一炮? 然後就激戰了XD                             12/30 21:41
推 huntersp: 寄信給我,我可以幫忙                                  12/30 22:34
推 bearhome: 等妳寄信來約                                          12/30 23:18
推 ooh2926: 想揉                                                   12/31 00:04
推 e055739: 回我                                                   12/31 00:34
推 kevin30910: 我蜘蛛人 你下面網子我用的我負責                     12/31 01:04
→ NoPttID: 舉手!                                                 12/31 01:07
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